Monday, January 14, 2013

Free Texas Chainsaw 3D full movies online

Free full movies online Texas Chainsaw 3D


A chainsaw-yielding killer known as Leatherface terrorizes a group of young teens. R
Release Date Texas Chainsaw 3D Jan 4, 2013 Wide
Texas

Actors For Texas Chainsaw 3D

Alexandra Daddario,Dan Yeager,Tremaine 'Trey Songz' Nev...,Trey Songz,Scott Eastwood,Keram Malicki-Sánchez,Tania Raymonde,Shaun Sipos,James MacDonald,Thom Barry,Paul Rae,Richard Riehle,Bill Moseley,Gunnar Hansen,David Born,Sue Rock,Ritchie Montgomery,Marilyn Burns,Dodie Brown,David "Bear" Bell

Genres Texas Chainsaw 3D : Horror

User Ranting Texas Chainsaw 3D : 3.2
User Percentage For Texas Chainsaw 3D : %
User Count Like for Texas Chainsaw 3D : 66,958
All Critics Ranting For Texas Chainsaw 3D : 3.3
All Critics Count For Texas Chainsaw 3D : 64
All Critics Percentage For Texas Chainsaw 3D : 19 %

Review For Texas Chainsaw 3D

The original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" leaves audiences feeling hollowed out, dispirited and dissolute. "Texas Chainsaw 3D" is simply a bummer for being a big nothing.
Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times

All the makers of "Texas Chainsaw 3D" cared about was getting your $16.
Wesley Morris-Boston Globe

Try as [Luessenhop] might to honor the original -- flashbulb transitions, a skeevy (yet buff) hitchhiker, metal doors, and meat hooks -- there's little of its mounting dread.
Pete Vonder Haar-Village Voice

The first movie to go into wide release in 2013 misses, by mere days, a qualifying run for the 2012 Oscars.
Roger Moore-McClatchy-Tribune News Service

An effort is made to provide some character definition for Leatherface, which is probably a mistake. He's much scarier as a cipher.
Peter Howell-Toronto Star

In-your-face 3D and a half-hearted attempt at psychological complexity add little to this umpteenth Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.
Frank Scheck-Hollywood Reporter

( ... ) you might want to imagine I'm wielding a chainsaw that's making the noise rrrrrrrrrrrLLLLLLLLL! And that, as I write, I'm chopping up the three scriptwriters and three story writers on the grounds of over-manning (ditto, nine producers).
Graham Young-Birmingham Mail

Leatherface is a loser.
Nick Nunziata-CHUD

Seeing a flick in January usually means lowering your expectations, but no moviegoer should have to endure this.
Kristian Harloff-Schmoes Know

Leatherface is the smartest one in this picture: he's the only one with the good sense to cover up his face so no one will know he was involved in this putrid waste of time.
Mark Ellis-Schmoes Know

This new film survives on its formulaic horror mechanics and the powerful image of a chain saw wielded in 3-D.
Marjorie Baumgarten-Austin Chronicle

There are some gory kills and some goofy fun as a huge chainsaw thrusts out of the screen in 3D, but this is a generic by the numbers slasher that squanders TCM's grimy history.
Henry Northmore-The List

Includes some of the absolute worst 3-D effects that I can ever remember seeing.
Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy

Texas Chainsaw 3D is the sort of movie that makes you wish they made kevler contact lenses.
Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray

"Texas Chainsaw 3D" is not a very original slasher film. It mostly serves fans of the horror genre with its stereotypical characters and gore.
Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers

When making a sequel to a beloved genre classic, it's generally unwise to include clips of the masterpiece you're attempting to live up to.
A.A. Dowd-Time Out Chicago

An inane, insane horror movie but Alexandra Daddario makes it bearable.
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com

An artless exercise, but also sporadically successful in its attempts to expand on the Leatherface mythos in a new-ish way.
Michael Nordine-Willamette Week

math doesn't mean much in Texas Chainsaw, nor does logic, for that matter, or anything resembling originality or daring
James Kendrick-Q Network Film Desk

It feels more like a non-scary 'Scary Movie' spoof than the real deal, such is its lack of genuine tension.
Graham Young-Birmingham Post

Maybe it's due to ... lowered expectations, but I found "Texas Chainsaw 3-D" a mildly entertaining way to pass an hour and a half on a cold winter afternoon.
Greg Maki-Star-Democrat (Easton, MD)

Isn't as bad as you'd expect...but it's further evidence that the kindest cut would be to leave these old movies alone.
Frank Swietek-One Guy's Opinion

Don't call this a reimagining, because imagination is the last thing at work here.
Siobhan Synnot-Scotsman

Sadly, this leap onto the stereoscopic bandwagon marks a new low for the franchise, as far away in quality from the '74 original as it is in years.
George Bass-Total Film

Texas Chainsaw 3D isn't exactly good, but despite its many clichés and generic indulgences, you want to give it some points for trying.
Bilge Ebiri-Vulture

Pardon me while I reassess my stance on the death penalty.
Rob Humanick-Projection Booth

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