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After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in Piranha 3D, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer's best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. David Hasselhoff trades in the sandy beaches of "Baywatch" to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park. Prepare for double the terror, double the action and double the D's in this sequel also starring Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka and David Koechner. -- (C) Weinstein
Release Date Piranha 3DD Jun 1, 2012 Limited
Piranha

Actors For Piranha 3DD

Danielle Panabaker,Matt Bush,Katrina Bowden,Chris Zylka,Jean-Luc Bilodeau,David Koechner,Meagan Tandy,Ving Rhames,Adrian Martinez,Paul James Jordan,Gary Busey,Christopher Lloyd,Paul Scheer,Clu Gulager,Sierra Fisk,Matthew Lintz,Sylvia Jefferies,Jenna Hurt,Rozlyn Papa,Alisa Harris

Genres Piranha 3DD : Action & Adventure,Horror,Science Fiction & Fantasy,Comedy

User Ranting Piranha 3DD : 2.3
User Percentage For Piranha 3DD : %
User Count Like for Piranha 3DD : 19,665
All Critics Ranting For Piranha 3DD : 3.2
All Critics Count For Piranha 3DD : 47
All Critics Percentage For Piranha 3DD : 13 %

Review For Piranha 3DD

Tacky and intermittently entertaining is all"Piranha 3DD"sets out to be, and that is all this playfully graphic horror-comedy sequel accomplishes.
Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times

The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.
Kyle Anderson-Entertainment Weekly

With most of the running time devoted to setting up and over-explaining the premise, mayhem gets short shrift.
Justin Lowe-Hollywood Reporter

The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.
Neil Genzlinger-New York Times

It's not outrageous enough to warrant a you-gotta-see-this-to-believe-it screening, and the gore is nothing that gore fans haven't seen a hundred times before.
Eric D. Snider-Film.com

The labored spirit of dirty-old-man humor ... prevails.
Nick Pinkerton-Village Voice

John Gulager's Piranha 3DD is a far cry from Alexandre Aja's gory, fun and campy horror flick from 2010. The sequel tries being even more over-the-top, but ends up sinking in its own cheap budget and rushed production.
Jeremy Lebens-We Got This Covered

This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.
Kristal Cooper-We Got This Covered

An absolutely awful sequel that flushes any potential this franchise might have otherwise had.
R. L. Shaffer-IGN DVD

'Piranha 3DD' will have you wanting to throw in "Jaws" just to wash off its stench and get the last remaining bloodthirsty and carnivorous fish out of your brain.
Chris Sawin-Examiner.com

More fun than Piranha 3D, the original remake (if that's a thing), because it is more ridiculous.
Fred Topel-CraveOnline

This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.
Robert Levin-Film School Rejects

A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.
Rob Vaux-Mania.com

While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.
Jeffrey M. Anderson-Common Sense Media

Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.
Brian Orndorf-BrianOrndorf.com

Witless, technically slipshod, and neither remotely scary nor titillating, it pretty much fails on all levels.
Frank Swietek-One Guy's Opinion

...boasts a roster of hopelessly forgettable central characters and, for the most part, lurches from one poorly-conceived set-piece to the next.
David Nusair-Reel Film Reviews

Low-budget, softcore - destined to make a quick detour to DVD so sneaky, testosterone-propelled teens can easily subvert the R-rating.
Susan Granger-SSG Syndicate

Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.
Matthew Razak-Flixist.com

Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...
Felix Vasquez Jr.-Cinema Crazed

With its too-short runtime, sloppy sense of plotting, and poor CGI, Piranha 3DD feels like a cheap-o, direct-to-DVD sequel that somehow got a more prominent summer release.
Mike McGranaghan-Aisle Seat

Though its title suggests new heights of outlandish comic gore (and bust sizes), Piranha 3DD feels awfully small in comparison with its predecessors.
Matt Singer-ScreenCrush

Gulager ... mostly seems to be trying to see how much he can degrade the old Jaws formula and still have it interpreted as parody rather than apathy.
Tasha Robinson-AV Club

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